You're My Main Squeeze Card

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Let your lesbian partner know how much you love their peach with this cheeky, comic book style greeting card! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or whenever you want to appreciate your partner's bum. 

Inside message: You're my main squeeze

  • A2 card size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality matte paper
  • Includes matching white envelope
  • Hand-illustrated by SesameButDifferent
  • Made in the USA
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You're My Main Squeeze Card

You're My Main Squeeze Card

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