Where the Fuck Are My Keys? Keychain

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This hotel keychain will help you answer the age old question, "where the fuck are my keys?!" Featuring a fun tassel and blue marble design, this keychain will add a fun flair to any boring set of keys.

  • Acrylic keychain with tassel
  • Keychain measures: 3.5" x 1.75"
  • Packaging measures: 5.75" x 3.75"
  • Made in the USA
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Where the Fuck Are My Keys? Keychain

Where the Fuck Are My Keys? Keychain

Psst. Why not add more?
get 'em all
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25 Aug 2021
Carolyn T.
United States United States
Took the words right outta my mouth

Tbh I say this phrase too much…but refuse to buy tile… This is an awesome Keychain! Only critique is the “metal” rings should be thicker/heavier for peace of mind

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