We Didn't Mean to Scare the Fucking Shit Out of You Birthday Card

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Dear you, we didn't mean to scare the fucking shit out of you on your special day. Sincerely, the creepiest fucking clowns you ever did see. For your friends that are deathly afraid of clowns, gift them this funny card to give them a real birthday scare.

  • Blank inside
  • A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on sturdy recycled card stock
  • Bright yellow envelope
  • Made in the USA
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We Didn't Mean to Scare the Fucking Shit Out of You Birthday Card

We Didn't Mean to Scare the Fucking Shit Out of You Birthday Card

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