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Vladimir Pootin' Lavatory Mist - Also Available in Other Styles!


Two quick mists erase evidence of any offense - no matter how foul.

  • 5.3 fl. oz.
  • Scented with light jasmine and red tea.
  • Hand bottled in Massachusetts, in a brown plastic spray bottle. 

Available in several different styles including:

  • Bravefart - Cedarwood and mandarin
  • Fifty Shades of Brown - Moss, mandarin and amber
  • Jack the Ripper - Dewy sage, green apple
  • No Shit Sherlock - Light lemon and cedar
  • Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn - Lavender and basil
  • Total Eclipse of the Fart - Bright lilac and amber
  • Uranus - Meyer lemon, bergamot and rose
  • Vladimir Pootin' - Light jasmine and red tea
  • Would Definitely Shit Here Again - Lilac and cherry blossom

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