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The Couch Potato UnBasket


Not everybody likes Cross Fit, damnit. The Couch Potato unBasket is a deliciously lazy gift box that contains everything you’ll need to hibernate through the weekend! * Jelly Belly Soda Shoppe: Six of your favorite soft drinks from the 80s and 90s have been turned into Jelly Belly jelly beans, and they're exploding with all the authentic, true-to-life flavor you've come to expect. One taste of any of them and you'll swear you're taking a swig from a soda pop bottle! 7 oz bag. * Nintendo Controller Mints: Shaped like a vintage Nintendo controller - practically to scale - it contains 2 oz of tasty peppermints inside. * Draft Beer Can Tin Jelly Beans:Enjoy the authentic taste of a freshly poured draft beer without the alcohol. These fun jelly beans are completed with a jewel-like finish for a fresh from the tap "bubbly" look. This fun keepsake tin is ideal for pocket change when the bear beans are gone. Each can is filled with five .35 oz bags. No alcohol content. * Sunflower Seeds * Jumbo Pickles in a Pouch * Premium Ass Kickin Microwave Popcorn * Cliff Bar: That Godfather movie marathon isn’t going to watch itself. Help power your all night-a-thon with a cliff bar. * Nerds: Large 1.5 oz. box of nerds * Starbursts: Just the Pinks and Reds: Don’t break up your friendship over who gets the last pink starburst. Pink and red for all! One 2.07 pack of starbursts. * 3 packs of Pop Rocks * Sweatpants Funny Gum Packaging: Your gifts will be packaged in our signature clear “unBox”, packed with decorative crinkle paper and labeled with the basket style. Dimensions of this unBasket: 5” X 5” X 7” From time to time we may need to substitute an item (or a few) in one of our unBaskets. Any substitutions will be of equal or greater value and will embody the clever or unique vibe of that unBasket.

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