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Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist - Also Available in Other Styles!


Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, I don't think I need to tell you what happens next.

  • 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
  • Scented with lavender and basil
  • Hand bottled in Massachusetts, in a brown plastic spray bottle. 

    Available in several different styles including:

    • Bravefart - Cedarwood and mandarin
    • Fifty Shades of Brown - Moss, mandarin and amber
    • Jack the Ripper - Dewy sage, green apple
    • No Shit Sherlock - Light lemon and cedar
    • Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn - Lavender and basil
    • Total Eclipse of the Fart - Bright lilac and amber
    • Uranus - Meyer lemon, bergamot and rose
    • Vladimir Pootin' - Light jasmine and red tea
    • Would Definitely Shit Here Again - Lilac and cherry blossom

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