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Salty Servers Candle - Smells Like Petty Customers and Biting Your Tongue

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Can we move to that booth over there?

I’ve got a tip for you: Don’t expect me to smile when I bring your custom salad: "Hold the lettuce, arugula, croutons, cheese and onions, zebra milk dressing on the side, oh and can I add tofu hand-kneaded by the Blue Hmong of Vietnam?" I mean, yeah, sure, coming right up!

  • Strawberry milkshake scented 
  • Burn time: approximately 60 hours
  • Net weight: approximately 10 oz.
  • Due to handmade nature of candles, no two are identical


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