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Pet This F*cking Puppy - A Touch-and-Feel Book for Stressed Out Adults


A board book with six touch-and-feel-and-smell that provides today's hardworking grown-up different tactile, visual, or smelly ways to, well, calm the fuck down.

Bright, bold images of puppies, blankets, rainbows, sunsets, and more, each complemented with a different texture or interactive element, are designed to give readers moments of quiet respite from the onslaught of real-world angst and responsibilities.



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