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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Fuck Off Apron


You want my recipe?! Ok, just add a sprinkle of parsley, a pinch of sage, a heap of rosemary, and oh yeah, some fuck off because nobody's getting this recipe. This chef-quality, 100% heavy cotton twill apron has extra-long waist ties, is super comfy and fits women and men of all shapes and sizes.

  • Chef-quality, 100% heavy cotton twill
  • Reinforced stitching
  • Extra-long waist ties
  • Adjustable neck strap
  • Handy pockets
  • 31" x 28"


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