OMG Everything Is Fucked Candle


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Even though everything in this world is as fucked as humanly possible, this funny candle will bring some peace into your life. Sit back and relax while this candle works its magic. Made with all natural, soy-based wax and a delicious scent, this candle makes the perfect gift for your BFF!

  • 8oz. glass jar
  • Comes with white lid
  • Made will all natural, soy-based, paraffin-free wax
  • Includes paraben-free fragrances & cotton wicks
  • Approx. 43 hour burn time
  • Packaged in gift box
  • Made in the USA
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OMG Everything Is Fucked Candle

OMG Everything Is Fucked Candle

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Here to make gift-giving fun is a gift shop for people of a certain charm. We evoke giggles and private jokes. Sometimes we say bad words. We crush hard on the 80’s, 90’s and 00's.

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