Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch T-Shirt

48 reviews


Guess again, bitch! This sassy santa mouse is here to fill your holiday season with joy. An exclusive tee inspired by our best-selling greeting card illustrated by Violet Clair. Made with super soft cotton and available in inclusive sizing, you're never going to want to take this tee off. Whether you're shopping for yourself or to spread some holiday cheer, this t-shirt will add some fun to any Christmas wardrobe. 

Your favorite new shirt features:

  • Sizes XS-4XL
  • Natural color
  • Super soft ring-spun cotton
  • Unisex tee, runs in US men's sizing
  • Eco-friendly ink
  • Digitally printed into shirt fibers for a soft feel that will never crack or peel
  • Made in USA

T-Shirt Sizing:

Alissa is wearing size XS. Gaby is wearing size M.

Phil is wearing size L. Constance is wearing size 2XL.

Check out the size chart to figure out what size will fit you best! If you are unsure about the measurements in the size charts, please consider the following:

  • Body length: The body length is measured in a straight line from the highest point of the shoulder at the join of the collar to the bottom of the shirt.
  • Body width: The body width is measured approximately 2 inches below the armhole point across the garment from edge to edge.

Helpful Tips:

  • To prolong the life of your shirt, turn the garment inside-out and wash it in cold water. Tumble dry on low heat. If you have to iron it, turn it inside out and use a warm iron. 
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Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch T-Shirt

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch T-Shirt

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02 Oct 2021
Kristen G.
United States United States

How refreshing to find an article of clothing online that actually is the size it says it is, with stands a washing & maintains its quality!! I ordered some shirts off of another site that starts with AMAZ this week and they are all going back, yeah I saved some money initially, but is the hassle worth it and can I wear them (??) NO and NO. Am I affiliated with this company? Not at all. I am just a fed up consumer and happy to have found quality & honesty. A rarity in the modern world of internet shopping.!

22 Sep 2021
Lacy J.
United States United States
As my sister would say, Awesomesauce

I didn't know what to expect from the tshirt itself since we already know the design if freakin fantastic... but the tshirt is great quality and super soft. I ended up ordering 2 more to surprise friends.

09 Sep 2021
United States United States

So good—I already love this shirt. Sizing is accurate.

01 Sep 2021
Jennifer R.
United States United States

I bought this for my daughter’s 32nd birthday and she absolutely loved it!

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