Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Dish Towel

$16.95
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Not a creature was stirring, not even a...guess again, bitch! This Christmas mouse in its cute little santa hat is ready to fill your holiday with sass. This AlwaysFits.com exclusive dish towel is cute and sweary, and will add some festive fun to your kitchen all holiday season.

  • 100% high quality flour sack cotton
  • Approximately 26" x 26"
  • Hang Tight Towel® Loop
  • Wash cold with like colors
  • Pre-washed & super absorbent
  • The more you use, the softer it gets!

    It's a Hang Tight Towel®! Hang it over anything you want to secure it to and pull through the loop. Then hang tight! You not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home.

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    Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Dish Towel

    Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Dish Towel

    $16.95
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    SM
    19 Dec 2021
    Shanna M.
    United States United States

    Guess again!

    The amount of sass in this kitchen towel can't be contained. Love it!

    CB
    08 Dec 2021
    cynthia b.
    United States United States

    My favorite holiday decor

    So glad it was in stock this year! Unfortunately, I feel that I must hand it over to the intended giftee to remember me by, so farewell!

    MH
    13 Jan 2021
    Michele H.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    Not a Creature Was Stirring Dish Towel

    Great gift that makes people laugh!

    SJ
    13 Jan 2021
    Sara J.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    As great as it looks!

    Get it! I think it’s hilarious and good quality!!! Ordered 3 for myself and as gifts. Wouldn’t hesitate to order again!

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