Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Candle

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Guess again, bitch! This sassy santa mouse is here to fill your holiday season with joy. Illustrated by Violet Clair, this AlwaysFits.com exclusive candle will be the hit of holiday gifting this year. With a festive peppermint scent, it makes the perfect funny gift for any holiday get-together. 

  • 8oz. candle
  • Peppermint scent
  • Glass jar with gold lid
  • Made of 100% soy wax
  • Hand-poured by Soy Much Brighter in Beverly, MA
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Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Candle

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Candle

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