Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card

$5.50
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Not a creature was stirring, not even a...guess again, bitch! This Christmas mouse in its cute little santa hat is ready to fill your holiday with sass. This cute but sweary greeting card makes the perfect gift for your BFF this holiday season!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Uncoated felt stock
  • Comes with lavender envelope and cellophane sleeve
  • Made in the USA
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Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card

$5.50
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11 Dec 2019
Anonymous
United States United States
I recommend this product
Truly unique items

Love this site. Found some of the funniest cards on here. Shipping was fast and the quality of the cards was excellent. Will definitely shop this site again!!

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10 Dec 2019
Anonymous
United States United States
I recommend this product
Adorable card

Bought this for a gift. It is perfect.

AH
03 Nov 2019
Amy H.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Love your products! Just so fun and funny!!

This card and most of your cards are adorable!! I actually framed and put one of them in my spare bathroom.....just too cute to give away!!!

LA
02 Feb 2019
Lee A.
United States
Christmas Card

This card STILL makes me laugh and it’s February!! Keep up the witty humor and you’ll always have me as a customer.