Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card
Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card
Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card
Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card

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It’s nice that you left some milk out for Santa, but this little festive helper knows that jolly old St. Nick might need something a little bit stronger. Don’t worry – he's got you covered with this funny greeting card.

  • Blank inside
  • A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Uncoated felt stock
  • Comes with lavender envelope
  • Packaged in cellophane sleeve
  • Illustrated by Violet Clair
  • Made in the USA
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MJ
24 Nov 2021
Michelle J.
United States United States

Love it!

I can't wait to display this card! So darn funny and cute!

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AP
18 Nov 2021
Abigail P.
United States United States

Hilarious

really funny for friends at Christmas

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19 Aug 2021
Anonymous
United States United States

What’s not to love?

Card is exactly as pictured!

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15 Jul 2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Hilarious Christmas Card!

As soon as I saw this card advertised I knew I had to purchase it! It’s so me and my personality! I freaking love it! Can’t wait to send them out to my friends this Christmas!

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