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Morning People Sugar Cereal Coma Scented Soap - Smells Like A Hell No

$11.50

Smells like a hell no.

Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single ugly Christmas sweater party this year.

  • Sugar cereal coma scented
  • 6 oz. soap bar
  • Because all soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical

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