Merry Christmas! I Wouldn’t Drink Unrefrigerated Dairy if I Were You Card

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Merry Christmas! I wouldn't drink unrefrigerated dairy if I were you...unless diarrhea's on your Christmas list. Rachel Dratch as Debbie Downer is here to ruin your Christmas. If you loved this hilariously funny SNL sketch, this is the best and worst way to wish someone a very merry Christmas. 

  • Blank inside
  • A2 card size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Comes with matching envelope
  • High quality matte cardstock
  • Packaged in cello sleeve
  • Printed in Boise, Idaho
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Merry Christmas! I Wouldn’t Drink Unrefrigerated Dairy if I Were You Card

Merry Christmas! I Wouldn’t Drink Unrefrigerated Dairy if I Were You Card

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