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Literally The Worst Ribbon


Congratulations! You are literally the worst!

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, this is the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Help celebrate and honor the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. 

  • Includes one ribbon
  • Gold stamped satin
  • 7.5 " x 2"

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