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Light up and laugh out loud at this adult parody of a favorite children’s series. A hilarious gift for your favorite stoner.
A humorous play off of If You Give a Moose a Muffin, this book tells the story of a bear that had just one too many bong hits. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, like Go the F*ck to Sleep, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof.
Got this for each of my kids (22,26). It’s hysterical and totally brings back the books they loved when they were little (if you give a moose a muffin etc)
We have read every single if you give a ... children’s books to our kids 1000000 times so I bought this for my husband as a joke. He LOVED it