If it hadn't been for you, I'd probably be living in a van down by the river right next to Matt Foley. The perfect card to gift to your favorite motivational speaker.
I'd Probably Be Living in a Van Down by the River Card
$5.95What a great way to express appreciation to my daughter, who bought a house for me in Hawaii, no less, after I retired. I know, she's just a dreadful child...