Happy Birtheranos Birthday Card


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Black turtleneck? Check. Green juice? Check. Phony deep voice? Check. Walgreens partnership? Check. A single-drop blood test that works?...Still working on it! Wish a happy birthday to your friend who can't stop reading, watching, and listening to all things Elizabeth Holmes!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Hand-drawn illustrations
  • 80lb card stock paper
  • Kraft envelope & cellophane sleeve
  • Made in Canada
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Happy Birtheranos Birthday Card

Happy Birtheranos Birthday Card

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