Happy Birthday You Crazy Bitch Card

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Happy birthday, you crazy bitch. We hope you don't have a friend as crazy as Misty Quigley, but if you do, 1. don't smoke cigarettes around her and 2. gift her this Yellowjackets inspired card on her birthday. 

  • Blank inside
  • A2 card size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Comes packaged in protective sleeve
  • Printed on linen paper
  • Made in the USA
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Happy Birthday You Crazy Bitch Card

Happy Birthday You Crazy Bitch Card

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