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Generic Gifts Candle - Smells Like A Re-Gift

$14.99 $18.00

There are two kinds of people: people who regularly re-gift, and people who aren't steaming piles of garbage. There's really nothing more enjoyable than having to feign gratefulness over a set of hideous holiday hand towels you saw someone open last Christmas. Can you just stop already? Give me a card next time, or a holiday fist bump. Literally anything but another depression-inducing, decorative snowman serving platter.  

  • Garden variety mint scented
  • Net wt. 7 oz.
  • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
  • Burn time: approximately 40 hours
  • Due to handmade nature of candles, no two are identical.


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