Enjoy Your New House Card



Congratulations on your new house! We sure hope you don't get sucked up by your floor rug. Inspired by the 80's classic, The Money Pit, this Tom Hanks greeting card is the perfect funny gift for new homeowners. 

Inside message: ...is a long word.

  • A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)
  • 130# uncoated, 100% recycled cover stock
  • Comes with kraft brown envelope
  • Packaged in cellophane sleeve
  • Made in the USA
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Enjoy Your New House Card

Enjoy Your New House Card

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