Effin' Birds Monthly & Weekly Planner Calendar

$17.00
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Description

The Effin' Birds undated planner pairs vintage art of our fine feathered friends with the creative and clever expletives, profanities, and obscenities these silly birds use on a daily basis.

Each spread of this planner features some of the rudest birds on earth and their foul language, weird habits, and strange personalities that prompt them to say such hysterically awful things like, "Talking to you is fucking exhausting," or "Do not care, goodbye."  This planner is a must-have for any effin’ birder.

  • 6.625" x 8.75"
  • Planner opens to 13.25" x 8/75"
  • Black cloth ribbon to mark your effin’ place
  • Durable perfect-bound planner with rounded corners
  • Undated, start anytime you damn well choose
  • Uncoated paper
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Effin' Birds Monthly & Weekly Planner Calendar

Effin' Birds Monthly & Weekly Planner Calendar

$17.00
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