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I hope your precious bundle of joy doesn't grow up to be a serial killer. Send the sweetest, most heartfelt congratulations to an expecting couple with this funny greeting card.
Doesn't Grow up to Be a Serial Killer Card
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Perfect card for my pregnant friend.
AlwaysFits.com is a gift shop for people of a certain charm. We evoke giggles and private jokes. Sometimes we say bad words. We crush hard on the 80’s, 90’s and 00's.