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Burn Away Guacophobia Candle - Smells Like Fresh Guacamole


Guacophobia. The fear of missing the two-minute window of a ripe avocado. A terrifying phobia.

An avocado is ripe for approximately 76 seconds during the third harvest moon of the 88th and 32nd Mayan calendar. For real. There are Vegas odds of you making the perfect guac, unless you like it crunchy or with that rotten tang. Fortunately, we do.

  • Fresh guacamole scented 
  • Net weight: 2 oz.
  • Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle
  • Comes in colorful gift box
  • Burn time: approximately 20 hours
  • Due to handmade nature of candles, no two are identical


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