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Book Club Wine & Paperbacks Scented Candle - Smells Like Why. Oh Yeah, Wine.

$25.00

Meet me out back by the dumpster

Because that's where I host my weekly book club. Entry fee is a 40 and a bag of spicy pork rinds. There's generally two or three of us and we intelligently discuss the latest local mug shot newspapers. You'd be surprised at the poetry and word play in some of those. Don't believe me? Fine. Go back to reading your cereal boxes in the tub, hater.

  • Wine and paperback scented
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical

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