All of the Possible Ways I Could Get Murdered Card
All of the Possible Ways I Could Get Murdered Card
All of the Possible Ways I Could Get Murdered Card
All of the Possible Ways I Could Get Murdered Card

All of the Possible Ways I Could Get Murdered Card

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Mom, thanks to you I know all of the possible ways I could get murdered. I am on edge 100% of the time and constantly looking over my shoulder, but at least I'm still alive. Thank your mom for always protecting you on Mother's Day or any day! 

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  • A2 card size (5.5" x 4.25")
  • Paired with kraft envelope
  • Printed on 100lb heavy bright white matte card stock
  • Original designs by Tyler Jones
  • Printed and packaged in Maryland, USA
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22 Mar 2022
Nichole S.
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Umm.. yeah

Mom loved it but now we aren't speaking. Was it something I said?

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