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Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel


Do you ever regret having a party at your house because of the giant mess everyone leaves? Put this dish towel out at your next get together to let people know not to make a mess in the most delightful way possible.

  • 100% unbleached cotton
  • Super-absorbent
  • 28"h x 21"w

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