Go Home, Mercury, You’re Drunk Card
Go Home, Mercury, You’re Drunk Card
Go Home, Mercury, You’re Drunk Card
Go Home, Mercury, You’re Drunk Card

Go Home, Mercury, You’re Drunk Card

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Go home, Mercury, you're drunk and you're fucking everything up. When Mercury is in retrograde, life is total chaos. Call Mercury an Uber home with this funny greeting card and let's get back on track. 

  • Blank inside
  • A6 card size (4.1" x 5.8")
  • Comes with matching envelope
  • Made in the USA
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