sweary gifts

Swears are our thing. Shop the collection of your favorite swear words at AlwaysFits.com. Featuring funny kitchen towels, sweary socks, and naughty books, this collection of fun gifts is made for adults that love an inappropriate joke.

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This Fucking Sucks but I'm Here for You Card

$5.50

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My Bleeping Family Mad Libs Game

$5.00

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Game On, Bitches Playing Cards

$13.00

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Tits Up Vinyl Sticker

$4.50

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Bake Sales Are My B*tch Cookbook

$16.00

Droppin' a New Recipe on Your A Oven Mitt

$13.75

Happy Birthday You Old Slut Card

$5.50

I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Mitt

$13.75

I Love Your Penis Card

$5.50

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$8.50

Bitch I Am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

$12.75

Sister, You're the Tits Card

$5.50

You Are Doing A Fucking Great Job Sticky Note

$5.00

Fresh Out of Fucks Dish Towel

$15.00

I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

$13.75

This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

$13.00

I Just Shit in the Woods Hand Sanitizer

$8.50

Middle Finger Women's Crew Socks

$11.00

Your Face I Like That Shit Card

$5.50

The Official Age Of Giving No Fucks Decree Foil Birthday Card

$5.50

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$13.75

Fresh Out of Fucks Card

$5.50

Fuck Off I'm Reading Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

Ringmaster of the Shit Show Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel

$12.75

My Dog is Cool as Fuck Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

Penis May Come and Go, But Friendship is Forever Card

$5.50

Images You Should Not Masturbate To Book

$11.00

It's Birthday, Bitch Card

$5.50

Life Is A Pizza Crust And You Are A Badass MF'ing Seagull Card

$5.50

100% That Birthday Bitch Card

$5.50

Busy Making a Fucking Difference Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

Fuck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

$14.75

Middle Finger Women's Ankle Socks 6-Pack

$18.00

Weener Kleener Soap

$9.00

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Fuck Off Oven Mitt

$13.75

This Is Fucking Delicious Oven Mitt

$13.75

Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

Meet Someone Who Pushes You Beyond Your Comfort Zone Card

$5.50

I Fucking Love It out Here Men's Crew Socks

$13.00

My Cat Is Cool as Fuck Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

I Want a Fucking Pizza Dish Towel

$12.75

You Crafty Bitch Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book

$13.00

Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks

$13.00

You Give Me a Lady Boner Card

$5.50

I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks

$12.00

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