A Die Hard Christmas Book - The Illustrated Holiday Classic

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A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie!


All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas!

The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. 

  • 8.5" x 8.5"
  • 32 pages
  • By Doogie Horner
  • Contains adult material including violence and strong language
  • Reader discretion is advised (Ho-ho-ho!)
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A Die Hard Christmas Book - The Illustrated Holiday Classic

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03 May 2022
Jamie
United States United States

Perfect gift for the person who has everything

I got this as one of my Christmas gifts to my boyfriend. He had seen this before & loved it but never looked into buying it. It was EASILY his favorite gift he got for Christmas. We were even more excited because we had just had our first baby, a son & he chose it as his first book to read our newborn (without being too explicit, of course) & we really enjoyed it. I highly recommend this purchase.

TB
12 Jan 2022
The B.
United States United States

Knee slappin’ gut bustin HIGH-larious!

Ordered this on a total whim. When I got it I couldn’t wait to read it, and started to read it aloud while my wife was doing a few dishes. She thought it was silly…at first. By the end, we were in tears laughing. My advice is buy more than one because you’ll want to give one as a gift.

MB
01 Dec 2021
Michael B.
United States United States

Awesome book

Didn't realize that the story was written in the firm of Twas the Night Before Christmas. Very cool, bought 3 more as gifts

MD
23 Nov 2021
Marie D.
United States United States

A new tradition

Super funny and cute. We enjoyed reading this to kick off the Christmas season. Die Hard IS a Christmas movie.

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