Stop Running Away, Dipshits Card

Stop Running Away, Dipshits Card

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I'm just looking for someone who will let me borrow a knife sharpener so I can mince garlic and chop basil for a vegan pesto tortellini entrée I'm making tonight. Sheesh, y'all are paranoid. Just let poor Michael Myers live with this funny greeting card. 

  • Blank inside
  • A2 card size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on sturdy recycled card stock
  • 100% recycled kraft brown envelope
  • Made in the USA
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