You Can't Say Happiness without Saying Penis Dish Towel

$15.00
5 reviews
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Description

Happy rainbows and penises. The essence of this dish towel. While probably being the funniest kitchen accessory you own, this dish towel is also made of 100% cotton making it super useful for drying dishes, baking bread or snapping butts.

  • 100% high quality flour sack cotton
  • Approximately 26" x 26"
  • Hang Tight Towel® Loop
  • Wash cold with like colors
  • Pre-washed & super absorbent
  • The more you use, the softer it gets!

    It's a Hang Tight Towel®! Hang it over anything you want to secure it to and pull through the loop. Then hang tight! You not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home.

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    You Can't Say Happiness without Saying Penis Dish Towel

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    LS
    09 Sep 2020
    Laura S.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product
    Love this towel!

    Makes me smile every time I see it :)

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    02 Sep 2020
    Anonymous
    United States United States
    I recommend this product
    Happiness!

    It brings the perfect amount of cheer into the kitchen!

    LT
    14 Mar 2020
    LORI T.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product
    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

    Absolutely love these products … stocked up my gift drawer. I’m going to include the towels with graduation gift checks.

    CR
    03 Dec 2019
    Cindy R.
    United States United States
    Penis towel

    Cute