It Sure Beats Living in a Van Down by the River Card

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Congrats on the new house! It sure beats living in a van down by the river. Send a congratulatory message with everyone's favorite motivational speaker, Matt Foley. The perfect funny greeting card for new home owners!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 card size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Comes with matching envelope
  • High quality matte cardstock
  • Packaged in cello sleeve
  • Printed in Boise, Idaho
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It Sure Beats Living in a Van Down by the River Card

It Sure Beats Living in a Van Down by the River Card

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