Nobody Likes a Douche Canoe T-Shirt

32 reviews


We can all agree that nobody likes a douche canoe so don't be one, okay? An exclusive tee that will make you LOL! Made with super soft cotton and available in inclusive sizing, you're never going to want to take this tee off. Whether you're shopping for yourself or for your BFF, this t-shirt will add some cute and sassy fun to any wardrobe. 

Your favorite new shirt features:

  • Sizes XS-4XL
  • Natural color
  • Super soft ring-spun cotton
  • Unisex tee, runs in US men's sizing
  • Eco-friendly ink
  • Digitally printed into shirt fibers for a soft feel that will never crack or peel
  • Made in USA

T-Shirt Sizing:

Alissa is wearing size XS. Gaby is wearing size M.

Phil is wearing size L. Constance is wearing size 2XL.

Check out the size chart to figure out what size will fit you best! If you are unsure about the measurements in the size charts, please consider the following:

  • Body length: The body length is measured in a straight line from the highest point of the shoulder at the join of the collar to the bottom of the shirt.
  • Body width: The body width is measured approximately 2 inches below the armhole point across the garment from edge to edge.

Helpful Tips:

  • To prolong the life of your shirt, turn the garment inside-out and wash it in cold water. Tumble dry on low heat. If you have to iron it, turn it inside out and use a warm iron. 
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23 Jul 2021
Penny C.
United States United States
Love this shirt!

This is super soft, nice thick material that washes and dries perfectly. And who doesn’t love the Rose Apothecary???

23 Jul 2021
Kerry L.
United States United States
Probably my fav shirt ever

I’ve ordered multiple things from Always Fits (basically all the bird stuff for me and then again for my mom TBH) and I cannot say enough how great this shirt is. Super comfy, fits great, and I get tons of comments and compliments on it which is fun as heck, which is how clothing should be if we have to wear it. Plus stuff from here always ships fast and their customer service is GRRREEEEAAAAAT. Woohoo! Next up I buy a second one of these shirts so I can make it a cropped tank. Unless y’all just wanna make that happen for us?! Nobody Likes a Douche Canoe T-Shirt Review
19 Jul 2021
United States United States
First Shirt from Always Fits - Awesome

I typically have issues buying clothing online, but I needed this shirt like air. I am a women's size 24/26 and ordered a 3XL. It is roomy and both fits and washes well. Nice and soft, long enough, and the colors are pretty spot on. I'd buy it 100 times over. 100% Awesome.

16 Jul 2021
Jack H.
United States United States
No surprises here. Always fits delivers again.

The shirt is hilarious, shipping was prompt and it arrived as advertised. I recommend Always Fits for the cool oddball stuff you like.

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