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I Don't Want Your Leggings, Wraps or Mascara Candle

$19.99 $25.00

Infused with excessive Facebook invites.

Please stop the madness! This handmade candle is perfect for you and your friends that are 100% over those sketchy, multi-level marketing schemes that everybody on Facebook loves so dearly.

Shiplap orchard scent: A mixture of fresh apple with a hint of pear and barnwood.

  • 9 oz. candle
  • 45 hour burn time
  • 100% organic soy wax
  • Braided cotton wick
  • Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • 3.5" x 2.75"


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