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Hitch your wagon, ford rivers, hunt for food and try not to die of dysentery! Bring a little nostalgia to your keys with this Oregon Trail inspired vintage style motel keychain. The perfect gift for true fans of the computer game!
You Have Died of Dysentery Keychain
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