Grumpy Old Man Apron


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Do you find yourself getting grumpier and grumpier as the years go by? Can't stand to see a kid skateboarding down the sidewalk? If so, this is the apron for you. When you have this apron on, remind people to stay away, far, far away.

  • 100% heavy cotton twill
  • Soft, extra-sturdy material
  • Extra-long waist ties
  • Handy pockets
  • Easy-adjust neck strap
  • 30.5" x 27" (not including ties/neck straps)
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Grumpy Old Man Apron

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