Blanche on a Ranch Card


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Elf on a shelf is out and Blanche on a ranch is in! Blanche riding a bottle of ranch into the sunset is all we need in life. This Golden Girls meets ranch dressing meets elf on a shelf greeting card will add a whole new level of fun to this holiday season. Send it to any Golden Girls-loving, ranch-obsessed BFF!

  • Blank inside
  • A7 card (5" x 7")
  • Kraft envelope included
  • All designs have been hand drawn, scanned, and printed digitally onto high quality, 100 lb card stock.
  • Illustrated by FINEASSLINES
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