I'm sorry life handed you that poop sandwich when you obviously ordered the soup. When someone is feeling down and needs a little pick me up, this card will do the trick. Nobody deserves a poop sandwich.
I'm Sorry Life Handed You That Poop Sandwich Card
$5.50Funny yet also gets the point across. Buy it!
Cards are smaller than expected. Otherwise, they are ok.
Curious, is it permissible to send one to oneself?