I Won’t Ask What’s in the Trunk Card

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I won't ask what's in the trunk, but I'll help you bury it. If you kill someone, I'm the Thelma to your Louise. For your friends and loved ones that you would literally die for, give them this funny greeting card to let them know how you feel. 

  • Blank inside
  • Card size: 4.875" x 3.5"
  • Includes matching envelope
  • Made in the USA
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I Won’t Ask What’s in the Trunk Card

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