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A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds, or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and, let's face it, true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!
Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. This is the naughty and essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching.
I bought this as a gag gift but decided to give it to someone else instead due to the language contains. Not for your sweet old granny last she be offended. Know your audience.
any birder needs this
Awesome book for my usually straight-edge, impossible to shop for mother. The book is now proudly displayed on a bookshelf next to the TV.
Absolutely the best dumb bird book ever written. Oddly enough, you can actually learn a bit about the stupid birds despite your laughter.