Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card

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It’s nice that you left some milk out for Santa, but this little festive helper knows that jolly old St. Nick might need something a little bit stronger. Don’t worry – he's got you covered with this funny greeting card.

  • Blank inside
  • A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Uncoated felt stock
  • Comes with lavender envelope
  • Packaged in cellophane sleeve
  • Illustrated by Violet Clair
  • Made in the USA
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Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A...Guess Again, Bitch Card

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