I'd Probably Be Living in a Van Down by the River Card

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If it hadn't been for you, I'd probably be living in a van down by the river right next to Matt Foley. The perfect card to gift to your favorite motivational speaker. 

  • Blank inside
  • A2 size (4.5" x 6.25")
  • Includes brown kraft paper envelope
  • Made from 100% recycled paper
  • Packaged in protective acid-free cello sleeve
  • All designs are hand-drawn by Deb Turcio
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25 May 2022
Rhonda D.
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03 Mar 2020
Anonymous
United States United States

I'd Probably Be Living in a Van Down By The River card

What a great way to express appreciation to my daughter, who bought a house for me in Hawaii, no less, after I retired. I know, she's just a dreadful child...

JH
10 Jun 2019
Jennifer H.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Framed it.

Just excellent

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