If You'll Be My Bodyguard Card

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If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal. For the Al to your Betty, this perfectly 80's greeting card inspired by the classic Paul Simon song will add some sweetness to any day. 

  • Blank inside
  • A2 size (4.5" x 6.25")
  • Includes brown kraft paper envelope
  • Made from 100% recycled paper
  • Packaged in compostable cello sleeve
  • All designs are hand-drawn by Deb Turcio
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16 Aug 2022
Lindsay N.
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Oddly specific to our relationship

As our third anniversary approached, I started considering the thought of eventually ordering a gift for my husband that would both commemorate the nups and bring a smile to his cute face while simultaneously keeping that bar nice and low, assuming we have a few more down the road. The ad for this card caught me off guard... anniversary was a month away, yet how could I pass up (and risk losing it in the algorithm of perfectly curated targeted ads) a CALL ME AL card?! You see, we spent a good amount of time replaying this music video, dancing to the song with my youngest, sneaking the song into the roadtrip playlists, etc early on in the relationship. This card was meticulously created for our niche community of CALL ME AL enthusiasts and this purchase represents my endless love for my husband, but also my endless love for ridiculousness. Card printed on card paper. Opens and closes with ease. 10 out of 10 will buy every year.

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