Moist As Fuck Candle



This candle is moiiisstttt as fuck. If you have a friend that cringes anytime they hear the m-word, gift them this funny candle to really piss them off. Handmade in Minnesota, this cake-scented candle is made with soy wax, phthalate free fragrance oils and contains a lead-free cotton core wick. 

  • 8 oz. candle
  • Comes in glass jar
  • Cake-scented candle
  • Hand-poured with soy wax
  • Contains phthalate free fragrance oils
  • Lead-free cotton core wick
  • Burn time approx. 50-60 hours
  • Handmade in Pengilly, MN
  • 3.44" x 3.06"
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Moist As Fuck Candle

Moist As Fuck Candle

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