The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Book

34 reviews


A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds, or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and, let's face it, true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. This is the naughty and essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching.

  • 5" x 7"
  • 176 pages
  • Paperback book
  • Ages 18+
  • Includes intense profanity
  • By Matt Kracht
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28 May 2021
United States United States
So funny, but also educational

This book is hilarious! The pictures are spot on, and while it is definitely meant to be funny, you will learn a lot about these birds. Highly recommend!

03 Apr 2021
Rudy B.
United States United States

this book is hillarious, and super-smart. very dry sense of humor. :) i bought this for my daughter who loves birds and has the perfect sense of humor for it. she loves it. definitely recommended.

14 Jan 2021
United States United States
Very Satisfied

Bought this for my mom , who is an avid bird watcher. She was very amused .

13 Jan 2021
Steven K.
United States United States
Love it!

My parents are avid bird watchers and my dad was feeling a little down lately with his Parkinson's and so I got him this book and he is roaring with laughter! The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Book Review

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