The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Book

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A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds, or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and, let's face it, true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. This is the naughty and essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching.

  • 5" x 7"
  • 176 pages
  • Paperback book
  • Ages 18+
  • Includes intense profanity
  • By Matt Kracht
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03 Sep 2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Nerd alert

My friend is a total nerd and we got it just in time before he went on a 3 week trip! I hope he is having as many good laughs as me and my son did

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02 Sep 2020
Anonymous
United States United States
fun but repetitive

Very goofy and fun as a gag gift, but the entries do get a little bit repetitive. Definitely a good conversation starter or coffee table book.

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02 Sep 2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Perfect for the Birder

Just about now we all need a giggle, and here's just the thing. I come from a long line of people prone to nature loving, so this was a perfect gift. See a bird, look it up: you may or may not learn anything, but you will laugh

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22 Aug 2020
Andrea B.
United States United States
Dumb Birds is Hilarious

Terrific wit is used to provide insight into various bird behaviors and habitat.