The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Book

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A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds, or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and, let's face it, true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. This is the naughty and essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching.

  • 5" x 7"
  • 176 pages
  • Paperback book
  • Ages 18+
  • Includes intense profanity
  • By Matt Kracht
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02 Dec 2020
Anonymous
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The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

If you enjoy bird watching and have a sense of humor you will probably get a laugh out of this book.

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02 Dec 2020
Gail H.
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Dumb Bird Book

This book is hilarious and well worth the buy.

MD
02 Dec 2020
MOLLY D.
United States United States
Profanity and perfection

This book is hilarious. I bought it for my boss, who is a birdwatcher with his wife. It was perfect. Very profane, but perfect!

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14 Nov 2020
Anonymous
United States United States
Dumb birds of North America

Totally hysterical and very fun for bird lovers. Xmas gift for family and they will love it too!

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