Effin' Birds 2021 Wall Calendar

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The Effin' Birds Wall Calendar pairs vintage art of our fine feathered friends with the creative and clever expletives, profanities, and obscenities these silly birds use on a daily basis.

Each spread of this wall calendar features some of the rudest birds on earth and their foul language, weird habits, and strange personalities that prompt them to say such hysterically awful things like, "If you have a point, I would love for you to fucking get to it," or "The correct answer is fuck off."  A must-have for any effin’ birder.

  • Opens to 12" x 24"
  • Dated 2021 calendar
  • Pre-planning spread for September-December 2020
  • Generous grids provide space to add appointments and reminders
  • Includes widely celebrated and nationally recognized holidays and observances
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Effin' Birds 2021 Wall Calendar

Effin' Birds 2021 Wall Calendar

Psst. Why not add more?
get 'em all
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28 Nov 2020
Bryan R. Caine
United States United States
I recommend this product
A Goddamned Delight

What a fucking treat!

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